Total Medals Earned: 568 (From 130 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,565 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (100/295 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/230 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Medals Earned: 17/20 (415/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/335 points)
Medals Earned: 3/18 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/255 points)
Decide to play the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Get an 8x combo.
Beat the first stage.
Complete the game!
Rank A or better at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Hard.
Get through a level without losing any health.
Rank S at end of game on normal or harder.
Complete game on Nightmare.
Complete game on Hell.
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Beat the first 8 games
Beat the first 16 games
Beat all 32 games
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Buy everything
Round up the troops.
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
5 consecutive headshots
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
collect 150 candies
